1 00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:28,612 WELCOME TO PASADENA 2 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:42,626 THE COMIC CENTER OF PASADENA 3 00:00:48,507 --> 00:00:50,342 - Hi, Stuart. -Bert. 4 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:52,261 Is there anything new? 5 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:55,055 It never loses its grace. 6 00:00:57,766 --> 00:01:00,561 I think I'm ready to close a deal for Batman608. 7 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:02,688 Excellent choice. 8 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:04,982 What is the exchange? 9 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:08,652 What do you think from a can of lima beans? 10 00:01:08,819 --> 00:01:11,905 What's up, Bert? This is almost impeccable. 11 00:01:12,281 --> 00:01:14,575 I could get a couple of cans of stew of Dinty Moore meat for her. 12 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:18,161 More... creamy corn. 13 00:01:18,328 --> 00:01:19,621 It's good. 14 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:23,000 I was saving it for my birthday, But I think I'll include it. 15 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,419 Bag for cats. 16 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:28,088 - What flavor? - Salmon. 17 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:29,631 - Closed. - Yay! 18 00:01:30,132 --> 00:01:31,132 Have you gone crazy? 19 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,468 Hawkeye He doesn't deserve to be an Avenger. 20 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:35,637 It's better not to start. 21 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:39,141 There's a guy with a bow and arrow who must be part of the same team 22 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:43,270 that a guy with powered armor by an ARC Reactor and the god of thunder? 23 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:44,938 What sense does that make? 24 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,899 I don't know. I mean, does this make sense? 25 00:01:52,487 --> 00:01:53,989 I just mopped. 26 00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:55,741 We've already talked about this, Kyle. 27 00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:57,075 It was the third strike. 28 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:59,453 Sorry, okay? But you heard what he said. 29 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:03,248 It went badly. He who started it. 30 00:02:04,333 --> 00:02:05,876 Unbelievable. Give me a hand? 31 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:07,043 Of course. 32 00:02:08,003 --> 00:02:10,380 You know, I think the same thing about Green Arrow. 33 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:12,633 �, we all think, but you don't need to kill anyone. 34 00:02:16,845 --> 00:02:17,845 Goodbye. 35 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:21,224 - Have you ever wondered where this is going? - No. 36 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:22,601 - It must be better this way. -Stuart. 37 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:26,896 We need to talk. 38 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:30,150 Now it's weird! 39 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:33,028 DON'T SKIP THE OPENING! 40 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:34,655 AND IT'S GOING TO GET EVEN WEIRDER. 41 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:39,993 DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT PUSHING THE BUTTON TO SKIP THE OPENING! 42 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,663 OF COURSE YOU CAN, BUT YOU WILL LOSE A LOT OF THINGS. 43 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:46,667 FOR EXAMPLE, THIS SONG BY DANNY ELFMAN. 44 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:48,085 VERY GOOD, ISN'T IT? 45 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:49,336 AND THIS ART? 46 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:51,171 NOT BAD FOR THOSE WHO DIDN'T HAVE IT NO BUDGET 47 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:52,506 FINALLY, THIS IS THE OPENING. 48 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,424 WE WANT TO IMPROVE EVERY EPISODE. 49 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:55,842 OTHERWISE IT WILL LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS. 50 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:09,147 Do you have an identical twin brother? 51 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,025 - No. - Right. I have two questions. 52 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,192 Just two? 53 00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:15,904 I only have a few seconds to explain, so pay attention. 54 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:18,031 - Who are you? - First question. 55 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,826 I'm you from another reality. 56 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:22,202 Well, that answers that. 57 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,329 - Second question. - Listen. 58 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:28,542 This apocalyptic nightmare that you are living 59 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,836 can be avoided, never needs to happen. 60 00:03:31,002 --> 00:03:33,130 T�. Now I have about six questions. 61 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:35,382 - He can't be me. - It looks like you. 62 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:38,468 Prom. Emily Mannhart. Peach schnapps. 63 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:40,303 She was on her own. You threw up in her lap. 64 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:43,181 - It looks like you. - At least I went to the dance. 65 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:45,559 I couldn't go. He had mononucleosis. 66 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,102 Please. I don't have much time. 67 00:03:47,269 --> 00:03:51,022 Leonard Hofstadter, Sheldon Cooper, Howard Wolowitz. Remember them? 68 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:54,067 - Yes. Some great nerds. - The dirty talking about the poorly washed. 69 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,234 - �. - Fair enough. 70 00:03:55,777 --> 00:04:00,907 Anyway, they invented some kind of quantum entanglement apparatus, 71 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:02,659 and you were there when it failed. 72 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:03,869 The two of us? Or is it just him? 73 00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:06,079 - It doesn't matter. - It matters to me. 74 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:09,875 The question is that it altered reality. None of this should exist. 75 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:12,335 And when you say "none of that", I mean... 76 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:13,545 None of that! 77 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:19,259 The violence, the devastation. The dimensional rifts. 78 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:22,220 - Dimensional cracks. - Now we know. 79 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:24,306 None of this is normal. 80 00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:28,185 This is certainly not. 81 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:29,351 The giant moth? 82 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:32,355 That. The giant moth. 83 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:34,065 If you turn off the lights, they don't bother. 84 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:39,279 You can fix everything. Can make everything go back to the way it was. 85 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:40,655 You just need to find the... 86 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:42,240 Wait. 87 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:46,745 If you are me from another reality, how can you be in this? 88 00:04:47,245 --> 00:04:48,830 I don't know. I'm not a quantum physicist. 89 00:04:48,997 --> 00:04:50,665 I studied at the Faculty of Design from Rhode Island. 90 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:53,168 - I didn't know. - Yeah. I have a bachelor's degree in Fine Arts. 91 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:55,337 Really? Why never Did you practice the profession? 92 00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:57,506 What was I going to do? Teach teenagers drawing fruits? 93 00:04:57,672 --> 00:05:01,009 Guys, please. The machine is still at Caltech. 94 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:03,637 - Listen to what you need to do. - Wait. I'll write it down. 95 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:09,518 "How..." Damn. 96 00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:13,396 - What will shaking solve? - Stop talking and listen. 97 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:15,982 You know, I think I have a marker. Excuse me. 98 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,150 Listening! 99 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:21,363 When you get to the machine... 100 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:24,657 Damn! 101 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:27,494 - What's going on? - I don't know. 102 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:29,496 I'm passing through a type of wormhole. 103 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:32,332 The important thing is... 104 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,546 And when you find it... 105 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,552 And that will fix everything. 106 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:49,558 Did you understand anything? 107 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,893 I understood the general idea. 108 00:05:51,894 --> 00:05:53,894 ADAPTATION | REVIEW | SYNCHRONY: EMAIL | loschulosteam@gmail.com 109 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:02,821 Good one, Steve. 110 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:06,867 - How are you out there? - A little cold. Bundle up well. 111 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,246 Let's go? 112 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:13,789 I don't know. 113 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:14,916 I'm rethinking. 114 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:17,711 What are you talking about? We received a mission. 115 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:19,754 Yes, But do we believe that guy? 116 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:21,131 That guy was you. 117 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:24,092 That's precisely the problem. Since when do we listen to me? 118 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:27,095 Maybe we have a chance to fix the world. 119 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:28,972 I don't know. I think it's important to ask the question: 120 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:31,016 "This reality Is it that bad?" 121 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,312 I think it can be improved. 122 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:46,781 What are you doing? 123 00:06:46,948 --> 00:06:48,992 What does it look like? I'm trying to get to Caltech. 124 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:50,619 With a printed map? 125 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:55,916 I would use my iPhone's GPS, but civilization seems to be over. 126 00:06:57,208 --> 00:06:58,543 Look. 127 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:00,587 PENN AND TELLER THEY PRESENT THEMSELVES IN EXCHANGE OF FOOD 128 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:05,383 Juggling two hungry wild creatures, 129 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:08,428 As you can see, it's not difficult, 130 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:13,642 but do it with three tremendous stupidity. 131 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:19,105 I saw them in Vegas. It was a very fun night. 132 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:22,275 Do you know who I loved in Vegas? and I thought you wouldn't like it? 133 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,152 - Who? - C�line Dion. 134 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,613 Sorry. 135 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:33,077 It's good. 136 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:35,497 That. 137 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:43,253 Thanks. 138 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:47,300 We are Penn and Teller and we will be here until we die. 139 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:05,151 Moth. 140 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:11,741 My God. Look. 141 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:13,575 Dental floss. 142 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:17,455 - Hurry up. It's getting dark. - It's good. Excuse me. 143 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:19,541 How much does 30 centimeters cost? of dental floss? 144 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:22,210 - Mint or unflavored? - See me with no flavor. 145 00:08:23,878 --> 00:08:25,088 Macaroni and cheese... 146 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,386 Thank you. Look. 147 00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:34,180 Have gums Healthy foods are priceless. 148 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:41,813 - This is so good. - Take it easy. Let's share. 149 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:45,734 That sound wasn't good. 150 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:50,447 Stuart? 151 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:52,741 Denise? 152 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:54,200 I thought you were dead. 153 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:55,410 I thought you were dead. 154 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:58,955 What's up? What have you been doing? 155 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:01,458 Stealing, basically. Still I'm writing my script. 156 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:02,709 Great. 157 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:05,420 - How have you been? - Good. I still have the store. 158 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:07,547 - How great. - What it was? 159 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:09,632 Don't worry, Gary. I know both. 160 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:12,177 So let's not steal or kill. What are we going to do? 161 00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:13,553 Remember I talked about Stuart? 162 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,097 Sure, how are you? Gary. 163 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:17,432 Hi. 164 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:19,893 So you two... 165 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,062 You have to remember that I found that you were dead. 166 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:25,065 - �. No, of course. All good. - Actually, it's a funny story. 167 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:26,566 Gary was leaving with my friend Lisa... 168 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,234 Good girl. Jew. 169 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:31,571 �. Anyway, Lisa was eaten by cannibals in Sherman Oaks. 170 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:33,405 Oh, no... 171 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:35,241 Human flesh is not kosher. 172 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:38,912 But I think that only matters if the cannibals are also Jews. 173 00:09:41,539 --> 00:09:44,167 Anyway, we... console each other. 174 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:46,753 - She does very well. Isn't it? - Well... 175 00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:51,007 To be honest, I was more focused on my performance. 176 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,052 Anyway, we have to go. 177 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:56,721 �, to Caltech. We are on a mission. 178 00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:59,682 Caltech no longer exists. O What was left became a death trap. 179 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:00,934 We have no option. 180 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,520 �. An alternative version of me came from another universe 181 00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:05,605 and explained How can I undo the apocalypse. 182 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,524 It was really cool. 183 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:08,983 An alternative version of you? 184 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:11,444 �. Same pale face and same crying voice. 185 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:12,862 It was like looking in a mirror. 186 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:15,240 Well, good luck. 187 00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:16,866 �. It was good to see you. 188 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:21,412 It was good to see you too. Have fun looting and such. 189 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:23,873 Goodbye. 190 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,838 - They will die. - �. 191 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,429 It doesn't look good. 192 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,265 Because of the guns? 193 00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:43,101 That. Because of the weapons. 194 00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:47,438 Denise. What are you doing? 195 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:49,399 Trying to keep you alive. 196 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:51,943 I don't care about your life. I just hope to have sex tonight. 197 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,111 Gary. 198 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:54,278 - Very kind. - Thanks. 199 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,823 - What's the plan? - Actually, I don't have one. 200 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,742 - I'm a bit of a newbie to the action genre. - Right. Let's do it like this. 201 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:01,202 I will create a distraction at the gate. 202 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:03,746 The three of you turn around and go on the side where the trucks enter. 203 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:04,913 It's good. And then? 204 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:09,002 When they stop, you roll down, they grab the chassis and get in with them. 205 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,337 You've done this before. 206 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,464 Well, back in the day, I was of the Army Special Forces. 207 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:15,925 Legal. I was a geologist. 208 00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:18,719 - Are we ready? - Yes. 209 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:22,015 Wait. So it's run, roll and grab? 210 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,225 Run, roll and grab. 211 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:26,060 Sorry. I learn best by seeing. 212 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:29,731 Not three. One, two, three. 213 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,443 My God! Gary! 214 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,945 - Don't move. - Hands up. 215 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:37,780 Stopped. Let's go. 216 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,492 Tell them your alternative version. 217 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:42,659 Xiu. 218 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:47,248 - Oh my God, Gary. - How horrible. Terrible. 219 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:48,458 But you know what? 220 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:52,754 You will find someone else, Maybe sooner than you think. 221 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:55,130 Come in! 222 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:59,135 - Wow. - What? 223 00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:01,554 This was my geology room. 224 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,098 Open your mind of so many young people here. 225 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:05,558 Can you speak more quietly? 226 00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:08,186 Raj? 227 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:11,898 Perhaps. Possibly. 228 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,400 Who wants to know? 229 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,070 Raj, it's me, Stuart, from the comic book store. 230 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:20,949 Stuart? 231 00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:24,327 That. And Bert Kibbler. You know Bert. 232 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:26,829 - Bert? - And Denise. Remember Denise? 233 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:32,001 This is not real. It's a hallucination. 234 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,337 No. We're right here, it's real. 235 00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:36,923 That's exactly it what a hallucination would say. 236 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:39,758 What are you doing here? 237 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:40,843 Isn't it obvious? 238 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,010 I'm locked in a room, 239 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:44,764 I haven't changed my underwear in years and shit in a bucket. 240 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:47,433 So you are a prisoner? 241 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,812 I went on an elephant to my wedding and now I shit in a bucket. 242 00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:52,105 Congratulations. 243 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:54,565 For marriage. 244 00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:56,067 �. A butterfly ate her. 245 00:12:57,068 --> 00:13:01,614 Anyway, I had time to understand everything 246 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,492 and there's definitely something wrong with this reality. 247 00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:08,579 Did you see? I tried it here and here. And the numbers don't lie. 248 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:10,915 - Were you telling the truth? - You didn't believe me? 249 00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:12,959 An alternative version of you told how to save the universe? 250 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,127 Not for a second. 251 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,087 Pay attention. 252 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,507 Leonard, Sheldon and Howard built 253 00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:23,303 a variation device and quantum interference 254 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,595 That was exactly my guess. 255 00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:27,348 It failed and changed everything. 256 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,435 The universe, history, the reality. 257 00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,478 Okay, great. How do we fix it? 258 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,856 That's where it gets complicated. Do you know why? 259 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:36,481 Wait. Did you ask? 260 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,608 I'm going to assume you asked. 261 00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:41,946 It gets complicated because we all we are prisoners of the Evil One. 262 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:47,952 And the Evil One likes everything continue exactly as you are. 263 00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:50,663 Who is the Evil One? 264 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:55,960 I can't say his name. When I mean, bad things happen. 265 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:58,755 Sorry. Is it Voldemort? 266 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,882 I wish it were. You can still negotiate with him. 267 00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:05,595 But if we get to the device, Can we really restart the universe? 268 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,680 In the blink of an eye. But it's impossible. 269 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,808 The device is surrounded by guards armed 24 hours a day. 270 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,018 No, it's not impossible. 271 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:15,646 My alternate version said I am the one chosen to fix everything. 272 00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,523 He didn't say "the chosen one." 273 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,317 Well, he implied. 274 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:22,153 Our. I didn't understand that at all. 275 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:28,576 All kneel before the Great Caliph from South Pasadena, Flintridge and Monrovia. 276 00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:31,371 The Supreme Ruler of the San Gabriel Valley. 277 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,081 I'm not going to kneel to anyone. 278 00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:35,416 It's good. 279 00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:40,129 Hello, prisoners. 280 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:41,422 Kripke? 281 00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:42,589 Lord Kripke. 282 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,258 It's not "Lord". � "Lord". 283 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:46,219 What did I say? 284 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:49,972 - You said "Lord". - Is this the Evil One? Barry Kripke? 285 00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:53,643 He apologizes. Please he didn't know. Have mercy. 286 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,771 Pity? If there is anything I am, it is pious. 287 00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:58,773 Troubadours sing about my piety. 288 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,191 Can we get up? 289 00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:02,443 No one stands before Lord Kripke. 290 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:05,321 For the last time. It's "Lord", not "Lord". 291 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:06,697 You can get up. Whatever. 292 00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:11,452 With all due respect, my lord, How did the Great... 293 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:14,455 - Caliph. - ...Caliph of South Pasadena? 294 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,916 I think we have time for a little context. 295 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,836 I apologize. You've heard that. 296 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:25,383 When everything went to space and civilization collapsed, 297 00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:28,678 a leadership vacuum emerged here at university 298 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:31,097 and, as we all know... 299 00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,016 Nature abhors a vacuum. 300 00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:39,981 Exactly. So I took power, I was with all the food, guns and girls. 301 00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:42,775 �. End of story. 302 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,319 But this world is a nightmare. Don't want to fix everything? 303 00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:48,906 Didn't you hear right? I got all the girls. 304 00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,491 By the way, 305 00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:53,035 Are you seeing anyone? 306 00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:54,787 - She's with me. - I'm not, no. 307 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,081 I'm trying to protect you. 308 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,793 Take the maiden. Take a bath in her. Take her to my quarters. 309 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,128 I'd rather die. 310 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,337 I understand. 311 00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,047 Give her a bath and kill her. 312 00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:06,841 - What? - No. 313 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,218 - Hey. Hands off. - Let me go! 314 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,637 - Hands off! Hey! - Let go of me! 315 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:17,977 - Stuart, please come back. - Or head towards the light. 316 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:20,645 No. 317 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:23,608 Come on, wake up. I had an idea. 318 00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:28,404 - Denise. Where's Denise? - She was taken. 319 00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:31,157 No! I have to do something. 320 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,993 - Or... - Or what? 321 00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:35,745 You move on, meet someone else, 322 00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:37,079 and she is eaten by a moth. 323 00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:40,541 - Excuse me. I had an idea. - He speaks. 324 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:45,713 As I said, This was my geology room. 325 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,633 She is full of rock samples. 326 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:52,386 So let's throw rocks in armed men? 327 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,722 Because, in case you didn't know, stone He beats scissors, but not a gun. 328 00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:58,100 Let's not throw rocks. Let's make bombs with them. 329 00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,186 - What? - Look. 330 00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,773 Potassium and a little water. 331 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,400 Everyone gives a little step back, please. 332 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:15,700 Cool, right? 333 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,204 �. If the guards go to take a shower. 334 00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:21,290 No. Let's make grenades. 335 00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:26,879 - How come I never thought of that? - Don't be so hard on yourself. 336 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:31,092 Most people underestimates the power of geology. 337 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,309 Sorry, guys. Time to die. 338 00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:42,853 I agree. Handle. 339 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:44,771 But what... 340 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:49,902 I love you. 341 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,279 I love you too. 342 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:53,114 Let's go! 343 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,452 What did you do before the end of the world? 344 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,121 - No conversation. - What is it? I'm really going to die. 345 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:46,626 I had a podcast. Vitamins, intestinal health. 346 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,836 - Cool. - I received Gwyneth Paltrow. 347 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:53,382 My God. I think I heard that one. One Healthy microbiota prevents dementia. 348 00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:56,344 - That! Thank you, it was... - It was good. �. 349 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:02,850 So, my dear, changed your mind? 350 00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:05,394 The choice is still fuck you or die? 351 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:06,979 Look, I'm not a monster. 352 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:11,359 I'm just proposing a nice dinner, watch a movie and see what happens. 353 00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:14,528 - Kill me. - Give us a minute. 354 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,535 Look. 355 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:25,831 Being the ruler of a fiefdom post-apocalyptic can be... 356 00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:28,459 very lonely. 357 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:31,587 - And your harem? - These girls don't care about me. 358 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:35,508 They are only here for the food, medicines and free daycare. 359 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:40,470 Do you want to know? 360 00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,849 All good. I'll have dinner with you. 361 00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,561 - Wonder. - But you'll have to untie me first. 362 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:52,900 The basis of a relationship is the trust. It has to start now. 363 00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:56,569 It's good. 364 00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,407 Do you like deer meat? 365 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:02,284 I make it with cherry glaze. 366 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,120 The secret is reduce over low heat. 367 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:14,130 You are a very stupid man. 368 00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:28,185 Be healthy. 369 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:30,730 You too. 370 00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:35,358 Stuart. 371 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,987 - I'm glad you're okay. - I'm glad you're okay. 372 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,950 Sorry. I am covered in human remains. 373 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:46,495 Everyone is fine. Let's go! 374 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:57,047 - Thank God for geology. - I thank you every day. 375 00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:00,968 - There it is. - Really? 376 00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:03,053 It looks like one of those bread making machines. 377 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:06,182 It is an interference device variable state quantum. 378 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,349 It could be both. 379 00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,769 - Can you fix it? - Yes. I think so. 380 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:11,687 Calibration is wrong. 381 00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:14,940 I have to reconfigure. Change entries. 382 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,567 What should happen? 383 00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:18,861 Everything simply returns to normal? 384 00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:20,028 Yes. Let's hope. 385 00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:22,948 It means the two of us Let's be together again. 386 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,826 - Calm down. I'm still grieving. - Yeah. 387 00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:27,578 I think I got it. 388 00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:32,457 He didn't make it. 389 00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,877 Barry! What did you do? 390 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,962 We are trying fix the universe. 391 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:39,507 I don't want to fix it. I like him the way he is. 392 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:40,883 We don't like it. 393 00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,304 Raj. Talk to me, friend. 394 00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:47,223 I am fine. 395 00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:50,226 Maybe not. 396 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:53,020 Raj. 397 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,400 What will we do? How do we fix the machine? 398 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:04,114 Look. It's my grandmother Ambulu asking me to go with her. 399 00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,200 Can't she wait a minute? 400 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,159 Apparently, no. 401 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,874 What will we do? 402 00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:15,167 "Adjust the impedance to 0.7." 403 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,669 What? 404 00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:17,836 Here it is 405 00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:22,633 Beauty. 406 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,510 "Turn off the attenuator." 407 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:25,970 T�. 408 00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:31,642 - Beauty. - "Turn the main lock." 409 00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:41,819 - Ready. - "But before..." 410 00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:44,029 "But before"? What do you mean, "but first"? 411 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:51,703 This is worrying. 412 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,082 Should it be glowing? 413 00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:13,809 Bert, stop. 414 00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:18,939 No zombies, no moths. 415 00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:21,984 No apocalypse. 416 00:23:27,865 --> 00:23:28,949 It worked. 417 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,328 Look how beautiful it is. 418 00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:36,081 Drug. My reign is over. 419 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:40,169 His bruises are gone. 420 00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:41,336 �. 421 00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:45,007 You're fine. I mean, for you... 422 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:47,092 Where's Denise? 423 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,469 I don't know. 424 00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:54,016 - I can't lose her again. - Don't worry. She's out there. 425 00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:56,101 And we will find her. 426 00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:59,897 Everything returned to normal. 427 00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:55,911 Subtitles: Bruno Spinosa Tiussi